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Funny Punchline Quote Hoodie – “I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Punched You in the Face 3 Times”
Theme/Features: A playful boxing-inspired design with the message, “I may look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face 3 times.” The small illustrated glove adds a cheeky visual punch.
Target Audience: Adults with dry humor, quick wit, and an appreciation for keeping their inner monologue on display.
Occasions: Casual weekends, lounging at home, coffee runs, gym recovery days, and humorous birthdays or holiday exchanges.
Some days, the hoodie says what you’re politely thinking. The calm front, bold message, and tiny boxing glove make this a wearable outlet for dry humor and low-key mischief. Slip it on for a coffee run, a lazy weekend, or those moments when your patience needs a few rounds in the ring.
Made from a cozy cotton-polyester blend, it has a medium-heavy feel for chilly days, a classic fit, a double-lined hood, and a kangaroo pouch for warm hands. The adjustable color-matched drawcord keeps the look clean, while the tear-away label helps keep things comfortable. The design is printed for a crisp, expressive finish that lets your sense of humor do the talking.
Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric with a soft, cozy feel
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Adjustable double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient storage and warm hands
- Available with DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery decoration
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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